[ Domino ]
Pint really is English Bastard for Beer. So's lager. And so's the disappointment I feel that you wouldn't let you shoot me while I shoot you. We could have matching wounds then, and be like fucking bobbsey twins.
I get your drift. It's 'Neena' or 'Thurman' in public then, but I'm not going to stop calling you Dom or Dommy in private settings. If I start to say "Do---" then just kick me in the ruddy shin and I'll change it to "Do get fucked, you dirty tosser" to whomever happens to be standing nearby. Then nothing will seem suspicious or out of the ordinary.
If I could piss that far, I'd put the sun out with it. There's no such thing as obscenely happy. It's all shite, more shite, and a different day's extra shitey shite.