Oh Mr. Wisdom, it's going to be okay. I'm sure you'll find someone wonderful later on in your life, and maybe then you won't have to be so mean to people on the internet.
Dolphins and Kittens aren't for eating at all, if you're hungry you should find some nice food to eat that isn't either of those. Maybe some donuts? I myself like the ones with the strawberry icing on the top...
You made me cry, but I forgive you! You just need someone to be more understanding.