Sod off and keep your bloody gold star. I make a habit of reading the papers and noting those sorts of articles. It wasn't meant to be holier-than-thou but informative, in the event you REALLY wanted to be worried about something beyond Louisiana. Which is a bloody stupid arse place to build a city on, so it deserves to sink everytime a raincloud pisses out a raindrop on it.
I'm through. But by all means post again to let us know if you should find someone sinking their teeth into your face. Better yet, ask the zombie bastard to stop chewing for a moment and take a photograph. Post it quick before shock or blood loss sets in.