We're talking about prisons and jails, and us being stuck in them. And you want to talk about -ponies.-
Seriously? Really. We're not about to change our topic of discussion to suit you, lass. If you don't like it, there's fluffy bunnies somewhere on the internet that you can go giggle at. Go forth, feel unthreatened by off-colour and controversial jokes that lads throw about!
Don't you have some sort of padded room that's missing you, right about now? Because I'm guessing they've sent out a search party for you.