1.) For bail? Don't ask me why, but I think I could maybe call Sulu or McCoy to bail me out. I think Sulu's got a full plate, though. So probably McCoy, if he isn't digging through corpses for clues. He seems nice enough to do that. Gaila might thwap me if I called her, so I'll spare myself the Irish temper until after the fact!
2.) Sitting next to me? Kirk. No question, there. And I'd be glaring at him, accusingly. Instigator!