As long as they aren't spicy, and have no tofu in them, I will eat one of your gyros. I'll bring the red pudding! And because some of those cartoons are frightening in the extreme the world needs more of this miraculous water, so that it will keep everyone from being raped by pandas!
Again, my condolences. If anyone let their wee bairns out around where I worked, I'd be driven to drink. More, I mean.