But honestly, if she wants to shake her bottom, that's fine. She's allowed. Bottom shaking doesn't really equal out to wild, rampant sex. I know her agent (thank god it's not me) and she's actually just a fairly dim teenage girl. She's not going to set off PROMISCUITY WAVES among teenagers. Seeing her waggle isn't going to flip some latent switch in children. I guess I just think that there's so much else to mock besides ye olde slut card. Let's mock her cookie cutter album and awful song choices. Or her clothes. Dear god, her clothes. Or her hugely racist videos.
I'm sure you'd sound fine with some autotune. If you ever need an agent, I'm here.