Would you accept a man on the shorter side? Hear me out. Here's my angle: I play a decorated member of Her Majesty's navy, separated from my fleet, the only survivor of a storm created in a lab by the very rebels we were aiming to rescue. I swim to shore, somehow losing all my clothing--Why? That's for you to figure out, creative lady. And on the coast, as the sun begins to rise, I am beset... by Amazons.