Abarai Renji is tenacious. (renji) wrote in valarnet,
They're big. I think the ninjas shaved some of my hair too, because I'm getting the freakin' mother of all receding hairlines. It's a kick to the nuts.
HELL no. If it was pink, I'd be dying it every day to cover that up. No way am I gonna get made fun of more than I already am.
I heard you can tip the cows over and they'll shoot a baby cow outta them if they're knocked up. That true? If it is, that's sick. You country people are twisted because one of you had to figure out that would happen.