Deanifer
Sometimes I rotate his knick-knacks ever so slightly too just to see how far I can shift them gradually before he pitches a fit.
I understand. I'm not sure how I feel about being called a lovely specimen like you're going to have me gutted and stuffed or pinned like some weird butterfly thing, or even beautiful, but I'll take it. Just wanted to make sure you went in fully knowing that I intend on taking the pants free option.