This is like watching one of those bloody youtube videos, only it's of a demon spawning from the depths of Hell. Someone spritz it with holy water before it breeds, if you'd be so bloody kind?
Don't tell me that you're here as well. Charming. Now I feel sobriety setting in and the irresistible urge to vomit. Possibly on a kitten, to make it a true travesty.
Maybe if the kitten was held by a child. At Disneyland. And I ripped off Mickey Mouse's cartoon head and punted it, to make sure the child was properly traumatized. Which it will no doubt be later in life. I'm only helping speed along the process.
Also, you know bloody well that I'm practically an atheist, or maybe you forgot that since you seemed to forget that some people existed after you went hopping back across the pond. So convenient!
You go back to your side of the fucking internet and I'll stay on mine.