The house is located in Lake Forest at [addresss]. The large Goth Queen Anne? You can't miss it. I would need to meet with you to discuss a few matters and make sure you'd be a good match for this household.
I don't charge rent. The house is mine outright. But I do ask you pay one-third of the utilities and help clean up around the house, do not bring anyone back here, and respect the after midnight silence.