Not certain and euphemism really is appreciated when it comes to wooing or sleeping with someone. I'm certain there's no lady out there who wants to be invited to the gun show, or have a "clip" unloaded on them. Also fairly sure comparisons to meat are a no go these days (which is nearly a shame, because they're right hilarious).
Now that just begs the question of what your weapon does have. Something that the ladies will like?