You mean to tell me that you absolutely positively can not do this in hospital like most of the planet does? You remind me of my sis, whom I hope fell into a black hole and took all of her hippy occult pickpocketed things with her.
Fine, then. I'll be making faces at it all. And I'll agree if it's on the provision that the next one will be with a hospital type person in a hospital type setting, and then the one after that will be another bathtub or garden baby, or whatever other thing you'd like.