[filtered]
It's not as though we're not well-versed in the crazy. In our dreams, at the very least. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Or you could strive to be like me - a born cynic - and simply expect the worst and let everyone else hope for the best.
All boyfriends are gits. It comes with being male. We do incredibly idiotic things now and again and you girlish sorts still somehow find it in your girly hearts to forgive us. That doesn't exempt girlfriends from being arses either, because everyone has their less than finer moments.
If I don't ask you this, it'll gnaw on your mind and you'll get burned out even more when the next crazy happens: How much of a git is he?