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Lilo Pelekai is a disciple of The King. (means_family) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-07-18 18:58:00

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dani moonstar (mirage), derpy hooves, justin taylor, lilo pelekai, miguel, obi-wan kenobi, will graham

You know, I always thought that randomly having a squirrel live in my kitchen pantry would be way more whimsical. But then I learned that squirrels are basically part of the rodent Mafia and now this guy is holding my Cheerios hostage.

This means war, Nutsy.

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	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 01:30 am UTC (link)
	... Nutsy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 01:43 am UTC (link)
	What else would you call a squirrel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if you need to call it anything. I mean, can you have negotiations with one? Now that animals aren't speaking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't negotiate with terrorists, Will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 02:19 am UTC (link)
	As well you shouldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
	SQUIRRELS DO NOT LIKE BEING WET ABORT ABOIFTEFGLOP0-9IO6 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 02:44 am UTC (link)
	... do you need help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 02:57 am UTC (link)
	might need bandages from medbay and a hug and a beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Winston and I will be the supply line. Never fear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
	You're my favorite, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purelyempathic 2013-07-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
	So you've told me. I feel special. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
	You should. You're dating a girl who dreams she has a pet alien. You're special wonderful, I'm special just fought a squirrel with a squirt gun. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jstn_sunshine 2013-07-19 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure that's not very sanitary. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't want the Cheerios back for eating. I want them back for honor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jstn_sunshine 2013-07-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I just meant the squirrel in general. But you should show that squirrel who's boss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
	That's what the water balloons are for! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-19 06:37 am UTC (link)
	CATCH IT MAKE IT YOUR PET (Reply to this) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 06:42 am UTC (link)
	IT'S NOT A POKEMON UNLIKE MINCCINO THIS SQUIRREL IS EVIL (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-19 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Pachirisu then!!!! IT CAN LEARN TO LOVE!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 06:50 am UTC (link)
	POKEMON HAS NO REAL WORLD CROSSOVERS EXCEPT SLAVERY I WILL NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE ENEMY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-19 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Awwwww. But they LOVE THE SLAVER--- oh. wow. This isn't going to sound right at all! HAHAHA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 07:02 am UTC (link)
	It's weird if you think about it. They never die, they just faint? WHATEVER (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-19 07:06 am UTC (link)
	WELL YEAH. I'M NOT GONNA FIND A NEW LEVEL 72 ALAKAZAM. It would take foreverrrrr. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 07:25 am UTC (link)
	BUT THEY COULD JUST HAVE RESURRECTION SPELLS OR SOMETHING (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-19 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	OH YEAH. Well. THEY DO SORTA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
	NOT ENOUGH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_went_wrong 2013-07-20 07:20 am UTC (link)
	I GUESS. :c (Reply to this) (Parent)

	staying_forever 2013-07-19 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Rodent Mafia. Heehee. Do you need, er, help? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Do you have any strategy ideas? Because squirt guns and water balloons didn't work and NOW HE'S IN MY BATHROOM WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT IN THERE NUTSY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staying_forever 2013-07-19 06:44 am UTC (link)
	YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL ANIMAL CONTROL, LEE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, hey, that's a really good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staying_forever 2013-07-19 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I AM THE VOICE OF ALL THINGS LOGICAL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 07:03 am UTC (link)
	REALLY? I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED THIS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staying_forever 2013-07-19 07:04 am UTC (link)
	EVERYONE THINKS I'M A DITZ. :C (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 07:24 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think that, I just thought that you were fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	staying_forever 2013-07-19 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. OKAY. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ms_moonstar 2013-07-19 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Never let him near your trail mix or you'll regret it for life. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	means_family 2013-07-19 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	WHY IS HE CHEWING THROUGH MY PANTRY DOOR? He is going down. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	obi1 2013-07-19 02:51 pm UTC (link)
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