It was so horrifically boring, you have no idea. I mean I thought it was going to be this awesome adventure, and alright, it sort of WAS an adventure, mildly. I got to see some great locations.
But they make you stay off the passenger decks and pen you in your room, and it's all kind of creepy cult with the smiling and fun all the time.
Not that it's hard to keep smiling when it's sunny all day but some of the guests were just awful. And of course instead of choking them in their sleep you mainly just kept smiling.
... Right, done rambling about that now. Anyway a bloody mary sounds wonderful, I think I might have to close the shop long enough to hunt one down.