I'm really more of an enthusiast about bouncing in them, or an expert bouncer. After all, everyone needs more bouncy in their life.
I've never heard of Trader Joe's or vegan cookies. What's that making mouths get a filmy coating, then? Isn't that usually what one wakes up in the mornings with?
I am a confident sexy mustached man. I can hold a conversation with anything female and come across as normal and not like a nervous stalker. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. Breaaaaathe. Type. Typetypetype.
I call it morning-mouth.
There, Howard, that's entirely relatable and not awkward in the least.