Yes You wish, Mr. Salvatore. No, I'm just committed to making sure that you have the rosy memories of Disneyland everyone deserves. And if those Princesses are anything like Lexi, if I were just trying to get close to you, it'd take a lot more than that to make them blush.
Uh, I can't. They're surprises. Duh.
I... would answer but I'm not sure where this metaphor is going and I'm a little afraid if I say yes it'll somehow be made into something dirty. So I abstain.