Courfeyrac Doesn't Need Your Stinking Participle (the_centre) wrote in valarnet,
Well, you've probably gotten all the typical parent type advice but basically don't do what your date doesn't want or that you don't want I guess. And if you're too drunk to be mentally functioning, you probably shouldn't have sex.
Cause let's face it, somebody's gonna spike the punch and be the hero of the prom. Which, hopefully they let you know about.
Uh...what else. There's gonna be crying women. It's better not to engage but if you have already made eye contact be nice. Maybe ask them to dance if your date doesn't mind or get them a tissue.
At least six breakups are gonna go down. You also wanna try to avoid noticing for when you all run into each other at graduation parties over the summer.
Girls insist on carrying those weird purse things the size of an m&m that don't have a strap. This is weird and something no man has ever out. Make sure she doesn't leave it behind as you're heading out.
...It's not a great idea to wait til the day of to polish your shoes if you're wearing one of those light colored tuxes. Something WILL go wrong.
Cologne is an accessory like any other. Use sparingly for best results. ...Make sure your date isn't allergic to them.
If anyone goes into labor, it's a good idea to stay WELL the fuck away because heels make a great puncture weapon.
...I think that's about everything I can think of, really.