Oh man, isn't that the worst? When you watch shows you remember as being really cool when you were younger and now you're like "WHAT ARE THEY WEARING? WHAT ARE THOSE CELL PHONES? I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!" Utterly tragic.
I think mine take the cake, though. I mean, naming your kid Dana while you're living in Dana Point? Our last name is Polk, for god's sake. The kids in my school didn't even have to try to make fun of me, my own name did it for them.