Old man, don't make me find out every shitty thing that you've ever done that's on public record and air your dirty laundry because I've hacked Uncle Sam and crawling up your ass, while disgusting, is something I'll gladly do to get you to shut the fuck up.
Sebastian, go be gorgeous and noble with your perfect girlfriend and make perfect babies and stop fighting for girls who only know you because of delightful circumstance.
God. Children. My body, while delightful and curvy, isn't worth fighting over. Old Man thinks I'm ugly, Sebastian's just being nice, now just fuck off.