So, how do you tell a workplace creeper that you're still not interested in them? Things I've tried:
1) Oh, no thanks, I like our work relationship the way it is! 2) I don't think we're allowed to have interoffice relationships. 3) I just don't like you that way, I'm sorry. 4) OH GOD MY LEG IS ON FIRE 5) *running away screaming*
Yes. I literally tried to just run from him after eeping and throwing a flash drive at him.