True but you almost forgot, which still means you are doing too much. Nope, I've never forgotten anything - my memory is perfect - which you can't dispute because you can't think of a time when it hasn't been :P
You dooooooooo. Besides you give other people gifts for their birthdays, why shouldn't you get them?
Well it was worth a go wasn't it? I know, how about you let me organise your party? That way you don't have to worry about making sure people have a good time, you just have to show up and enjoy it.