Well, well, well, two of my sweet booty calls in one
Either of you girls consider a three-way?
Wait you ain't Darcy
Damn you look just like
Pfft, that pussy shit ain't music. You want real music, I got words for ya. Motörhead, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Meat Loaf, Johnny Cash, and my namesake Mr Haggard. That's music.