Tony, did you just get autocorrected out of cursing at me?
And I am at least slightly reassured, and yet: the fact remains I don't, in fact, have a standard out-of-theatre show, because I don't like performing outside the theatre. So it won't be tonight and it won't be tomorrow, most likely, especially as I seem to have a potential date to go fencing so my brother can be astonished at how I could actually beat his arse senseless in a physical sport if I wished, assuming I find someone to fence with me.
Friday afternoon might be available, assuming you are, in fact, still stuck in the hospital, not in further complications and therefore open to visitors, we've figured out what you're paying me for the inconvenience of making my show portable, and I have, in fact, figured out how to make a portable show.