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Penelope Garcia knows your password. ([info]all_knowing) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2013-04-20 18:18:00

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Entry tags:penelope garcia, sebastian vael





GOOD IDEA: Turning on the telly when you can't sleep!



BAD IDEA: Watching Investigation Discovery when you can't sleep so that you think every sound outside is a serial killer coming to get you.



... I am chock full of bad ideas.



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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-20 11:26 pm UTC (link)
That is rather poor planning, I'm sorry to say. Perhaps turn on something more light-hearted?

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-20 11:31 pm UTC (link)
It was three in the morning! There's nothing lighthearted on telly at three in the morning! It's either murder or BUY CRAP YOU DON'T NEED YOU PATHETIC INSOMNIAC and I don't really need a tiddybear.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-20 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Dare I ask what that is, my dear lady?

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
It's a stuffed animal that you put on your seatbelt to keep it from choking you or getting squashed in your bosom. No, really.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
Well, I do suppose there'd be a use for them. Some ladies do have quite ample bosoms, obviously. And death by inadvertent bosom would be a terrible way to go.

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-21 12:54 am UTC (link)
Only if it's your own. Death by inadvertent foreign bosom would be all right.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-21 12:56 am UTC (link)
I've run that risk a few times.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-21 12:56 am UTC (link)
... I'm sorry, that was horribly fresh. I do apologize, miss.

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-21 12:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, don't worry, I'm sure you'll run that risk again, Lord Vael.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-21 12:59 am UTC (link)
Oh, bloody hell, Americans read the British papers!

You have the advantage of me, miss. Though please, you can call me Sebastian. No reason to use the title here.

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-21 01:05 am UTC (link)
Nope, just have British friends who like to gossip.

Dunno, Lord Vael's kinda ... fun. Yes. Fun.

... sorry, I'm being inappropriate, I'm Garcia. Er. Penelope Garcia.

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[info]lordstarkhaven
2013-04-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
It is rather nice to meet you, Ms. Garcia. I do have an unfortunate tendency to be impulsive, but some would say it's appealing.

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[info]all_knowing
2013-04-21 01:14 am UTC (link)
Rather nice? What's a girl got to do to firm that up a little?

You're in good impulsive company. My foot and my mouth hang out a lot.

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