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Tweak says, "Ni!"

Penelope Garcia knows your password. (all_knowing) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-04-18 22:41:00

Entry tags:

billy horrible, caroline forbes, isabela, penelope garcia, pete wisdom, tinkerbell, usagi tsukino (sailor moon), zelda

So, my sexual history is a lot like the Ark of the Covenant - epic and private. But even as a fabulously liberated woman, I still don't know if I'd be able to shag a guy with a Trogdor the Burninator tramp stamp. I really don't think I could.

Oh, and what is in the water here that makes dreams weird? I'd never ever work for the FBI. Too stressful. Too gory. Too sad. Not good.

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	mister_wisdom 2013-04-19 03:45 am UTC (link)
	You shouldn't mock that tattoo, luv. He's burninating the countryside. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	And his chances of seeing another vagina! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-04-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
	If he's not into girly bits, then he's likely brain-smooth enough to count that as a bonus point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You know, I have been awfully heterocentric with this fella. Maybe he's a top! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ihavemyfriends 2013-04-19 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, to be fair! You'll never see it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 03:57 am UTC (link)
	But I'll know it's there. Watching. Waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2013-04-19 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Lord Vael doesn't have any tattoos. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2013-04-19 03:58 am UTC (link)
	THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS INFORMATION I CAN'T USE ISABELA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2013-04-19 04:01 am UTC (link)
	A lady can always use information for private time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Been there, doing that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	honesty_police 2013-04-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god! Is that real?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
	For his sake, I hope not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honesty_police 2013-04-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
	If I saw that on a guy's back I would definitely kick him out of bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. Me too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	billy_horrible 2013-04-19 04:18 am UTC (link)
	But you'd never need to worry about peasants bothering you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Or him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	billy_horrible 2013-04-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Harsh burn! ...Get it? Because... he's the burninator? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

all_knowing, 2013-04-19 04:38 am UTC

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	dirtyandsloppy 2013-04-19 04:30 am UTC (link)
	THIS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	billy_horrible 2013-04-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
	bows, will be here all night, etc, etc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dirtyandsloppy, 2013-04-19 04:38 am UTC

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	hylianruler 2013-04-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
	That... looks really painful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-04-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
	For him or for our eyes? And I like Trogdor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2013-04-19 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I... don't know what Trogdor is. It looks like stick figures. ...And red and blotchy. Yuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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all_knowing, 2013-04-19 04:53 am UTC

	ARROWED tinkhatespink 2013-04-19 05:38 am UTC (link)
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	billy_horrible 2013-04-19 05:39 am UTC (link)
	NOT THE UGLY ONE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2013-04-19 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tinkhatespink, 2013-04-19 05:51 am UTC