Because I know you all care so much (SARCASM!), I'm giving you a STATE OF THE BABY UPDATE.
1) The baby is now the size of a sweet potato! This is awesome because it means I can feel her kick. But it's's kind of bad because now I imagine my baby as a delicious warm confection topped with marshmallows.
2) Pete kinda sucks at wall painting. His hair is now an awesome shade of blue-green in some places.
3) Barfing is done, but now I've got heartburn out the ying yang. ET TU, CURRY?
4) I might have built an elaborate trebuchet based delivery system for diapers out of two-by-fours. I'm also not sorry.