Happy birthday to you! I haven't gotten you anything, as I haven't a clue who you are, but I'm sure I can wrangle something up here. Have any use for a Peruvian shrunken head? Not fake, promise you that.
Perhaps a Sumerian round writing stone; unfortunately, my story surrounding this particular artifact isn't nearly as promising as the one above, which I have not yet told you. I had to purchase it from a friend, as I have not acquired the funds to visit Ancient Sumerian sites.