Enjolras
If you won't listen to me your friends about how great being stoned is, why on Earth would you have talked to your parents about that? Parents are supposed to tell you it's terrible. That's why they're parents and not friends. (Or so I'm told. Mine didn't seem to care that much so long as I did it in the house so I wasn't off dead in a ditch somewhere.)
I can't honestly say I own a proper knit sweater, but I would be willing to hear what it has to say.