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You know the DuPonts and the Firestones? They're my cousins. And my dad owned Giga Enterprises - they make microchips and stuff. When he passed, I got control of the estate instead of my mother.
So, my accountant likes to think he's my PR person and said that maybe I shouldn't live like such a college student sometimes. Said I have room in my budget to hire some 'help'. I told him to blow me, but ...
If you want a job, I can hire you. You could help me out by hanging out with me sometimes. Or staying away. Depends on you.