So I'm going to enter that as a plea of not guilty. You'll of course be tried by a jury of your peers, because I know twelve guys who have nothing better to do on a Saturday. If you can't afford a lawyer, one will be assigned to you, but I'd probably make it Scott just to watch you two glare at each other.
Seriously, though, when do I get to meet her? You know you have to bring her to the bar once.