I sit here, in a nice cushy office with my own personal coffee maker - which I assure you is stocked with decaf and a variety of good-for-you-tea - and I occasionally sit down with clients to tell them how they should spend their money through me. And when there are no clients, I click around the internet until I need to make a phone call or tell someone how to do their job.
The point is, I won't go back to work, because there is no work. PS Some fellow here told me about this Greek food place. Fancy Greek tonight? I can pick it up on my way home.