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Tweak says, "Mind if I borrow your date?"

Commander (the_commander) wrote in valarlogs,
@ 2012-04-22 13:01:00

Entry tags:

!complete, commander tyra shepard, garrus vakarian, truthiness plot

After the beering
Who: Shepard, Garrus, and a random hooker with a sexy accent named Anna
What: What the hell happened last night?
When: Morning
Where: A motel room
Status: Complete!
Rating: Final Rating? PG-13 for hookers watching tv!

There were rare times when Tyra slept like the dead. Usually she was plagued by memories and flashbacks of her combat tours and wetworks missions. But put enough booze in her and set a warm body next to her and she'd sleep in relative peace.

She woke up with a pounding headache and cottonmouth, and very warm. Grope went a hand. That was a breast. That wasn't herbreast. Grope went another hand. That was man-butt.

Shep groaned in dismay.

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	the_commander 2012-04-22 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	The two women exchanged a glance. It was the universal glance of 'he just dug a hole in his wallet.' Tyra turned back to Garrus, "I know just the place. I'll drive." ~~dundundun~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no. Oh no no no. "No, I'll drive." Garrus Vakarian was not really afraid of much in this life, but Tyra Shepard's driving was absolutely one of those things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-04-22 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Anna looked at Garrus, "Ah vote Mr. Handsome drives, sugar. No offense but ah feared for mah life the whole way here." Tyra grunted, and tossed Vakarian the keys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Look at it this way, Shepard. It'll be a lot easier to make out in the back seat if you're not driving." Not that she wouldn't be either way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-04-22 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	"No charge?" Anna smiled hopefully. Tyra rolled her eyes, "Well if there's no charge...." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Garrus shook his head. Only Shepard could talk a hooker into a freebee. And only he'd drive the whole mess. "I'll go get the car. Be back in about a half hour." He grinned over his shoulder. She owed him one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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