Thor Odinson is a flummox. (thepowerofthor) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-06-03 22:59:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, clarice ferguson (blink), clint barton (hawkeye), natasha romanoff (black widow), thor odinson |
Ready? We should get going before the Masters of Evil attack.
Who: Thor, Natasha, Clint, and Clarice
Where: A chapel in Vegas
What: Thor and Natasha elope
When: Tonight, 06/03
Warnings/Rating: PG
Status complete
Thor smiled as he finished checking his bag, He wore a fine suit, one tailored to him by fine hands. His bag contained a few small items for the honeymoon, and even a change of clothes. For that inevitable moment when something would call him away from bed.
It had better be dire, whatever it was.
Thor smiled as he glanced at Natasha, and nodded. “Ready? We should get going before the Masters of Evil attack.”
“Don’t you dare curse us.” She was wearing something a long white dress. The best she had on short notice, but she didn’t mind. She wanted to be sexy for him, and she wanted to get this over with before they suffered the same fate as Tony and Pepper.
“I didn’t even bring a bow along this time.” Clint pointed out, grinning at them both as he went ahead and looked for something to knock on. “So we’d better not have anything like that going on.” Laika, perched at his feet, looked like she wanted to roll her eyes if dogs did that, but it was potentially a fair warning, Clint thought, given the circumstances of the last few things. “Let’s hope optimism doesn’t kill us.”
“If something happens,” Clarice said, as she fidgetted in her outfit. “I’ll just port us to another casino and we’ll try again until you two are married. Then we’ll go kick evil’s ass.” She grinned.
"I'm in favor of this plan. No need to tempt fate. ” He nodded as he checked himself once more. "Okay then. Let's go. ” He wanted to get this done ASAP. He handed the box with the rings in it to Clarice.
Natasha smiled nervously. This was it then. They were going to do this. They were going to get married. She took Thor’s hand. “Lets do this.”
“Sounds like a plan.” Clint gave Clarice a little grin and nod, and adjusted his shirt collar, glancing in a mirror briefly, to make sure the purple fabric wasn’t wrinkled at all. “Both of those parts, actually. Ass kicking AND a wedding, but preferably the wedding first. You two’ve been so GOOD.” he winked. “I’m ready.”
Clarice took the rings, and deposited them into her cleavage. “So will it be Elvis?” She waggled her eyebrows at them.
Thor laughed and hugged Natasha as he moved toward Clarice. “Actually, I was thinking Paul McCartney...” He winked at Natasha. “I know a place...” He laughed.
“We are not getting married by a Beatle, or Elvish,” Natasha replied, thwacking Thor on the arm. “We are practically getting married in a drive thru and that is bad enough!”
“Klingons?” Clint suggested, grinning broadly. “Or like, Yoda? Is Yoda a thing? I feel like I kind of want a Yoda officiated wedding and might have to convince Eowyn how awesome it’d be. And hey, if it makes Tasha agree.” He teased. “What WOULD a Beatle wedding look like?” he mused. “I was always more a Stones guy, so...”
“A lot of yellow,” Clarice decided. “Which would clash with my skin tone.” She threaded her arm through Clint’s, since it was just a thing that seemed like it needed to be done.
Thor linked his arm with her other arm and then with Natasha’s arm and grinned. “Shall we get going before we all go crazy?” He kissed Natasha. “It’s time for this to be done.”
Twenty minutes later, Natasha was standing in line behind another couple as they were making their final arrangements to get hitched. She was starting to have second thoughts. Should they have done it this way? Should they do this at all?
Clint glanced over at Natasha, giving her a little grin. “Hey. Pretty soon.” he told her. “You okay? Not getting worried, are you? Cause you two? You make a whole hell of a lot of sense if I can say that. It’s like Eowyn and me. Stuff just...falls into place. You’re gonna be a hell of a married couple, you know that, right?”
“The world will tremble before us,” Natasha said, grinning. She squeezed Thor’s hand as Clarice smiled at them both.
After the past few weeks, Clarice was more than happy to see something...happy. If she could get away with that with Illyana....
Thor smirked. “It is something to do this way. I like it.” He kissed Natasha’s hand. “We will have our wedding, and make people facepalm, but we will also not care. NOw, here, this is our time” He cast a glance at Clint and Clarice. “Thank you for coming.”
“You’re welcome,” Clarice said. She snuck in a hug.
Thor smiled to them as the line edged forward. “Are we ready?” The question was to everyone, but his eyes were on Natasha. He had not missed her hesitation.
“As I’ll ever be,” Natasha said, smiling. “I feel more nervous than I did in Budapest.”
There was something hilarious about Thor, even Thor HERE mentioning facepalms to Clint, or maybe it was more relief that everything was finally going RIGHT for a change that made it especially funny, but either way, right? “Budapest?” he asked Tasha, smirking a little. “Here I thought you were having fun that time. I mean until the Fury bits. That got awkward.”
Then he took a second to give Tasha a tiny grin meant just for her. “I feel like I should say something profound, but hell if I know what’s significant. But seriously, you’re my bestie, and I love you and I’m so incredibly glad we’ve managed not to hate each other for long enough that I’m here to see you getting married. “ And then she got a tiny hug. “Thor?” he turned toward the other man, then smirked instead of anything else. “Good luck.”
“The Fury bits always get awkward. Hell hath no fury like Fury having manPMS.” Natasha laughed, and squeezed Clint back.
“I’m not sure I want to know,” Clarice decided, winking at them. “Lets get this show on the road, I found this place that lets you buy wedding cakes by the slice and they’re so good people swear by them.”
Thor extended a hand and shook Clint’s, grinning. “Thanks. I already had the best luck in the world.” At this he gave Natasha a searing kiss.
“Sounds perfect, oh best woman!” And Thor led the way forward. The officiator announced them, and began the vows. Thor found himself filled with joy and fear and excitement...
Natasha felt herself suddenly calm. Gone were the nerves and gone was any sense that this was too soon. She was ready, and now was the time.
And even when there was the sound of gunfire outside, she calmly drew her gun and fired two shots into the ceiling. “No one is moving until we’re married, goddamn it.”
And the Officiator did the fastest wedding she’d ever done.
“Damn right we aren’t. We can give them a headstart.” Clint agreed, which maybe wasn’t the best thing to say in public ever, but he had the feeling this would snowball into the chaos Tony and Pepper were dealing with if not. So in the interest of that, he waited until they were finished.
“Do we assemble now or what?”
Thor sighed.
~fin~