Who: Arthur Fell-Crowley Where: His bookshop What: Open for business When: Whenever you'd like Warnings/Rating: None/low Status: Open!
He supposes he might as well put the open sign up, really. After all, he is, in all technicality, open for business.
Arthur dawdles with it. In fact, he nigh-on lolligags. He puts on a pot of tea and rearranges a few things here and there. He'd dust, but the dust was part of the ambiance, he felt.
Finally, when he runs out of things to do, and with great reluctance, he switches the sign from CLOSED to OPEN.