We start off this morning with talk of Barbara Gordon. The woman has not been seen at Wayne Enterprises board meetings in some time, and has become somewhat of a recluse. This intrepid reporter promises to investigate further, but as always, she doesn't wish to report on rumors and hearsay. Stay tuned, because this story is going to be juicy!
As seen in these high quality shots, Actress Ginerva Weasley was accompanied to a public event by an attractive Asian man. Our inside sources tell us of a heated affair between the star of Privileged and the man in black. They've been known to disappear together for quite a long time. Is love in the air?
Speaking of love, heartbreaker Natasha Romanoff is at it again! Pictured here with nightclub owner Maedhros, the Black Widow sinks her fangs into another man. Now, dear readers, it's been quite awhile since we last saw our harlot with a man.
What of her beautiful assistant, or sexy co-star Sansa Stark? It seems she's developed a taste for red. Her trail of broken hearts continues to grow. Who will be next? Amy Pond? Ginny Weasley? Our sources say that Romanoff has expressed interest in both of them. Will Ginny's man stand for it? Will Pond respond? We'll report ALL the truth!
We have some devastating news on the Oliver Queen front. Reputable sources claim that Deleon, a company formerly owned by the playboy, has been engaged in deadly competition in Africa. Blood for diamonds, straight out of the movies? Did Queen know about this before he sold out? Is he still on the take and merely trying to preserve his public image?
In light of the video surfacing showing him engaged in raunchy sex with porn star Zevran Arainai, Queen is in desperate need of improving his image. What of his inappropriate sexual relationship with nineteen year old Roy Harper, now on the lam after falsifying evidence? Was Zevran involved? It's all connected, so stay tuned!
In July, then unknown James T. Kirk blasted off to the moon, and made history as the first private citizen to step on Lunar soil. Since then, he's made a habit of going around the social circuit. Rumor has it he plans on visiting the red planet!
But until then, his attentions appear to have been drawn to a number of women. Most recently he was seen at Stark's Gala with scientist Jessica Drew. No sooner had he dropped the unfortunate woman than he was pursuing unknown law student Hermione Granger.
We have here images of a naughty night in a hot tub. We can't show you all the pictures, folks, or we'd be sued for indecency! But rest assured, it's incredibly hot.
Our hearts go out to Dr. Drew, Ms. Granger and all the other women that Kirk has loved and let go.
What is with Haruka Tenoh ? As you can see in this image spread here, the racer was caught cross-dressing, in a scandalously short skirt. What observers described as the sort of outfit seen on schoolgirls in Japan! Now, clearly, the fan-favorite is having an identity crisis. Or perhaps he simply likes to dress in women's clothing. He certainly cuts quite the dashing figure, and is androgynous enough to pull it off. Whole segments of the female population probably flip at this! I know it makes me fan myself.
But we must ask ourselves, what is Tenoh 's deep, dark secret? What is he hiding? I know, dear readers. I've seen it myself. And once my sources provide the proof, I will blow your minds!
This one is a reader submission. Pictured here are Dr. Liara T'soni, a paleoarcheologist of some note, and former marine Tyra Shepard. Our research indicate that Shepard works with Urdnot Ranch, a non-profit organization dedicated to helping children stay out of Juvie and get a second chance.
Wonderful role-models, correct? WRONG! Our witness described Ms. Shepard as entering T'Soni's place of employment wearing only combat boots and a trench coat, and seducing her in her own office!
Is this who we want influencing our children? Will Urdnot Wrex not stand up for the children?! I recommend that our readers call in and express our displeasure! Fire Shepard!
Onto darker topics! Wealthy socialite Mai has disappeared. She reportedly walked out of a meeting where her fiance and his sister Azula had recently completed a hostile makeover of the family real estate business. She hasn't been seen since, except to post a message describing her having 'fallen' and 'hit her head.'
We all know what that means, folks. In light of Azula being linked to the assault on fashionista Rarity, and previous evidence of Zuko's temparment, it's clear that Mai may have suffered a similar fate. We demand answers!
Stark Industries is undergoing construction. Traffic is jammed around the area and the noise is quite bothersome to the locals. But we here have the true scoop.
Remember the hubbub surrounding the trial of Obadiah Stane, and the strange events that left a street in rubble? Our inside sources tell us that this man - or this creature - suffered another episode, badly damaging the building before fleeing for parts unknown. The government is involved in a cover up, but of what, we don't yet know. It's obviously some sort of new superweapon, to stop Iran from developing nuclear weapons.
In related news, former Harper Enterprises employee Daenerys Targaryen has been charged with murder in relation to the arson that burned down her house and killed her husband. Her trial starts next week.
How is this related, you might ask? Well several months ago, Jack Harper was killed by a black ops raid, and much of the property related to his organization was seized by local and international agencies. It's come out that Harper funded terrorist organizations around the world.
Clearly, Ms. Targaryen is a terrorist. I hope they lock her away!
To lighten up before we go dark this morning, we have more information on the lovely brunette that's captured Peeta Mellark's heart. Miss Katniss Everdeen, formerly of Reno, NV. She appears to be quite the hard worker, working a shift at Wal-mart as well as a local fast food chain. When asked for comment she shoved our intrepid reporter. Relax, we won't press charges, this time.
She seems the fiesty sort and a unique contrast to Mellark's famous good nature. Perhaps it's her fire that's attracted him. It certainly seemed to burn our reporter!