Daphne & Ciri Texts the biggest shock to come out of princess in a while set after this log
Thursday 08:12 AM
ciri.exe has stopped working. please inform my grandmother i've actually taken leave of my senses and that the world is coming to an official end.
Oh my. That doesn't sound good. What've you done this time?
slept with clint
Huh. So... Wow okay, this is very... Honestly, I expected that if you ever slept with a man it'd be TJ.
we tried that once when we were a lot younger. nothing happened at all, and it was awkward.
I take it this time it wasn't awkward?
😳
Is that a yes or a no?
it wasn't awkward. at all.
Okay, I'm going to need details. Like how did it happen? Was it good? Are you just messing around or what?
he'd had a bad night with his dreams, so I went over to help and instead of getting drunk and maudlin we just... did something else to take his mind off it.
So not a drunken hook up, just a slightly tipsy pick me up?
I'm not even a hundred percent sure we were tipsy ngl. i definitely had a bit but not enough to make me feel even fuzzy. so i knew exactly what i was doing.
besides i really kind of wanted to. if that makes sense? and i haven't done the casual thing in months because every time i've gone out for a hook up it's been with him and neither of us have actually hooked up with anyone
I think it's kind of telling that you've been into each other like that if neither of you are hooking up when you go out to pick up a stranger. Man, I'm still trying to picture the guy that you end up sexing.
i mean it's not a thing, or whatever. i don't think
Unless you want to do it again?
i don't *not* want to do it again, if that's an answer?
Having been a life long lady lover, it is an answer that you would not be opposed to rolling in the sheets with him again.
and i like spending time with him. i mean he's a fucking disaster but I really like spending time with him.
I feel like you even have a type with guys. I wouldn't rule it out. I mean, if he's blowing off hooking up with women to spend time with you, when he's meant to be hooking up with other women. I'm pretty sure he likes spending time with you in and out of bed.
he's less of a disaster than tj, at least on the surface.
And less blind I think. I mean, if you're having fun, don't analyse it?
I'm trying not to analyse it. Somewhere in the back of my head, I can hear my grandma's PR person trying to draw up NDAs
Let's not tell grandma's PR that you're doing the naked samba with him then.
I never tell them anything. they always just know. But also, he doesn't know and I like that, too.
You mean he doesn't know that he's doing very nasty, sexy things to a princess? Oh Ciri. That might blow his mind more than you do.
He definitely doesn't know that he's doing very explicit, sexy things to a princess.
That'll be an interesting conversation if you ever have it.
Super easy to just drop into conversation. 'By the way, I'm the next in line for the throne of some obscure european country'
I mean, it could make it interesting.
First video on my tiktok
So long as nothing sexy is happening. They’d boot you instantly.
And there'd be an extradition order sent for my head
That would definitely get grandma’s PR involved yes.
You'd visit me in the dungeons, right?
Of course not. I'd break you out.
with scoob?
Of course. Scooby is a key component of all Mystery Gang plans.
I am part 100% an unofficial part of your dream gang
100#% part
...
Are you still recovering from the sexing?
apparently, I don't even know what's going on with half my body right now. It's been a long night.
Yeeeah. Get it girl.
You're ridiculous 😂
it's been said. So like, you're going to come out with me, right? And discuss this development with more details?
Within reason 😉 but yeah, of course.
Okay, but a very broad reason, because I need details.
You're a menace 😉 drinks later?
Definitely. I have a dog sitter so we can go out, and you can just stay at mine if you want.
Sounds like a plan. I gotta go home and change.
Walk of shame. Please also shower before we go out.