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Kate Bishop is practically an Avenger. (hawkeyetoo) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-12-23 22:34:00

Entry tags:

billy kaplan (wiccan), clint barton (hawkeye), hans westergaard, kate bishop (hawkeye), veronica mars

[Text Messages to Billy Kaplan, Hans Westergaard, Clint Barton, Veronica Mars and Peter King]
>> Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
>> Guess what's on tv.
>> Not as good as the first one, but I can't find the remote control.

>> I didn't buy anyone presents.
>> All you get is a silly text message.

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	ronmars 2014-12-24 06:59 am UTC (link)
	>> I'm going to go with Home Alone 2. >> Did I win? >> Just what I wanted! >> How did you know? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 07:16 am UTC (link)
	>> bing bing bing bing! >> I'm psychic. >> It's my super power to know what people want for Christmas. >> With great power comes great responsibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2014-12-24 07:39 am UTC (link)
	>> Well what do I win? >> Let me guess. >> A text message? >> You are just full of the movie quotes today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	>> bing bing bing bing!! >> You're really good at this game. >> Guess what I do with my time off work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2014-12-25 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm a pro, clearly. >> I'm going to go with watch movies. >> And probably some drinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-26 05:18 am UTC (link)
	>> Clearly. >> Oooh, The Santa Hat drinking game! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2014-12-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
	>> Well, how drunk are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-27 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Not that drunk! Not yet, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-27 04:28 am UTC (link)
	>> Not that drunk! Not yet, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mirrored 2014-12-24 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	» Those movies are so cartoonish » Pretty sure those two robbers should have been dead in the first film, or at least broken every bone in their body » I might have a bottle of pina colada schnapps for you at work » For days other than Drunk Fridays (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yes. Most likely. >> The point (un unintended) where he steps on the nail? >> I get goosebumps. The bad kind. The nails on a chalkboard kind. >> What? Aww, Hansy, you shouldn't have. >> I hope you'll join me for Pina Colada Tuesday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2014-12-24 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	» It's a little disturbing » Just call the police » There, movie over » Don't mention it » Tuesday's a good day for liquor » And we can leave the y off my name from now on (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hawkeyetoo
2014-12-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)

>> That would make for a pretty boring movie.
>> Frustrating, too, considering the state of foster care in this country.
>> There'd probably be a big court battle over whether or not it was "reckless endangerment" or something.
>> And by "big court battle" I really mean "boring court battle"...

>> Tuesday it is. After Christmas and all that.
>> It sounds like "Handsy" and that's the last thing I'd ever think of you.

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	mirrored 2014-12-24 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	» Are you secretly going to law school behind our backs, Katums? » I'm sure after the holidays more alcohol will be necessary » Perhaps handsy, but not with you anytime soon (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> ...that sounds SO MUCH like me. >> Daytime master fencer/archer, nighttime law student. >> When would I sleep? >> And do other things that I like to do in a bed? >> Seriously. >> Not with me ever, thanks. >> You can keep that to the Little One. >> How's she doing? First Christmas without Mommy and Daddy? >> I got her a candy cane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2014-12-24 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	» I'm sure you'd figure out a way » Especially for the other things » Yes, it's her first Christmas without her parents » But now she has a boyfriend and a soon-to-be-sister in law to have it with » A candy cane? That's actually sweet of you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hawkeyetoo
2014-12-24 05:17 pm UTC (link)

>> That's true.
>> I do like those other things.
>> I'd probably find a hot professor.

>> Poor kid. I can't imagine.
>> I mean, not that I'm all that close with my Dad, but losing both at the same time?
>> Good. I'm glad she's got some people around. She's too sweet not to.
>> Well... don't tell anyone this, but... I was thinking about her.
>> There's a soft side buried in under all the sarcasm.

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	mirrored 2014-12-24 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	» Making the teacher/student fantasy a reality » Go you » I won't tell anyone » The holidays seems to bring out everyone's soft side » Though I've seen glimpses of what's beneath the sarcasm here and there (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's how I roll. >> /bows >> I knew my secret was safe with you. >> They most certainly do. Even yours. >> Lies. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	>> Merry Christmas! >> I love those movies >> Good old slapstick comedy >> You have something under my tree but I'm at Justin's parents right now >> So you'll get it later (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> Me, too. >> This is my childhood in a bright, shiny bow. >> Really? You didn't have to get me anything? >> Now I have to get you something and the shops are all closing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yep mine too >> I didn't have to but I wanted to >> Don't be silly, you don't have to get me anything >> But you can come round for drinks once we're back in the OC? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> The song always gets me all weepy. >> Don't tell anyone I said that. On pain of death. >> Yeah, totally. >> When are you coming home? I didn't know you were gone and I miss you already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> Promise! >> Your secret is safe with me >> Aww aren't you sweet :) >> We're back on 27th (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> Good. >> Knew I could count on you, Kaplan. >> Okay. We'll do drinks and stuff then. >> I'll bring the Nog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	>> Always >> Perfect >> I'll be the egg for your nog ;) >> Or you know provide snacks >> Whichever works best (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> You horrible flirt. ;) >> You're a better cook than I am. >> Feed me and I'm yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> Wait horrible as in good or bad? :P >> Consider it done >> You will be well fed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-24 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> When is being called a "horrible flirt" ever a bad thing?? >> I can't wait. >> Give that man of yours some cuddles. >> Just cause. Not from me or anything. >> Make sure he cuddles you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magical_geek 2014-12-24 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm not sure >> It's not something I've been called before >> Oh I will >> Lots of cuddling will happen >> Merry Christmas Kate x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-25 07:51 am UTC (link)
	>> Merry Christmas, Billy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	awwbro 2014-12-25 07:38 am UTC (link)
	>> Take it from an old man >> Don't drunk text, girly girl (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-25 07:50 am UTC (link)
	>> Who says I'm drunk? >> Takes more than a mulled wine or two to get me >> Did I typo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awwbro 2014-12-25 08:09 am UTC (link)
	>> Group text related to twenty year old Christmas movie? >> You've been drinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2014-12-26 05:14 am UTC (link)
	>> A fucking awesome twenty year old Christmas movie, thankyouverymuch. >> No typos. >> Definitely not drunk texting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awwbro 2014-12-29 01:27 am UTC (link)
	>> Were you even alive when that movie was released? >> Autocorrect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2015-01-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	>> YES I WAS. >> I was born the year before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awwbro 2015-01-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
	>> That's actually the opposite of reassuring. >> Go to sleep, Katie. >> Drink some water first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2015-01-03 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm not that far gone. >> But thanks for the concern, Dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awwbro 2015-01-03 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	>> Don't ever call me that again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetoo 2015-01-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
	>> It was a bit weird, wasn't it? >> All right. Headed to bed. >> Don't miss me too much. (Reply to this) (Parent)