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Tweak says, "Your mom goes to college!"

catra 😾 (clawings) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-11-21 14:40:00

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cami o'connell, finn mikaelson, henrik mikaelson, niklaus mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson

>> How terrible and inappropriate would we be
>> If all of us just told our parents we were too busy for Thanksgiving
>> And have our own without them?

>> Just a thought.

>> I feel as if though I should apologize for my asinine behavior while you were all...
>> Vampirish.
>> Lunch?

>> We do still need to catch up.

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	theoriginaljerk 2014-11-21 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	>>I might have to do that anyway. >>What the hell do you think Dad is going to say to Finn and I? It's quite obvious we are... >>Different. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-21 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	>> You should be fine as long as you refrain from snapping necks or drinking from someone's vein at the dinner table, Kol. >> But I'd rather them remain as oblivious to all this as much as possible. >> For obvious reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-11-21 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	>>Do you realize how hard it is to keep from punching dad in the face? >>It would be so easy to reach over and snap his neck. >>They are the ones who did this to us. All of us. Well, in the dreams that is. >>So it's hard not to be...violently angry. >>Anyway. I'm fine with whatever you all plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

clawings
2014-11-21 08:59 pm UTC (link)

>> Kol, I think I realize that most out of all of us.
>> ~~I wouldn't be opposed to any neck snapping~~
>> I try not to think about it.
>> Our usual human dysfunction is a fucked up mess enough.
>> Throw a little vampirism, some magic and a thousand years worth of grudges into the mix
>> And we might as well just end up killing each other.

>> But, yes.
>> Turkey.
>> Maybe we can convince Bekah to do all the cooking while we watch football and pretend to understand it.

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theoriginaljerk
2014-11-21 09:07 pm UTC (link)

>>Do you...still think of me as your brother?
>>I've tried to stay away from everyone for fear of....I don't know...disgust?
>>We all had fun, all us men at Henrik's birthday bro bash, but I was just..wondering.
>>I mean, I am different now...

>>Mmm Turkey.
>>With mashed potatoes and a lot of gravy.
>>Nah that'd never work. She'd send Natty in on a secret-ops mission to make us watch Frozen. She'd look at us all sad and we'd be powerless to say no.

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	clawings 2014-11-22 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> Despite the fangs and obvious blood lust >> You're still my blood, you're still my family. >> Even though you're a pretentious pain in my bastardly arse sometimes. >> I want to do my best to make sure history doesn't repeat itself. >> Whatever those dreams may be. >> I wouldn't be opposed. >> I understand Disney a lot more than I understand the NFL. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anoriginal 2014-11-22 12:04 am UTC (link)
	>> I'm not cooking everything for you all if you go that route. >> You have to put in your weight if you want to skip Mom's cooking. >> And yes, you were a bit asinine, but whatever. >> I was a bit bitey. >> But sure, I can't say no to lunch to you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-22 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> Damn, it's like you read my mind. >> But I would have suggested it in a purely joking manner. >> Honestly. Cross my heart. >> It was an odd situation. >> A strange one to see you in, especially. >> Since I know you wouldn't want to become that. >> And yes, lunch. Location of your choice. If you put a hole in my wallet, I'm going to assume I've deserved it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anoriginal 2014-11-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
	>> I KNOW YOU. >> I don't think so. >> You all would have tagged teamed me to make me do the work. >> Not really a situation I wanted to be in. >> I'm just glad no one else was around and we managed to get through it. >> I can't look at blood right now though, so gross. >> Aaaaaaanywhere? Nobu? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-24 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> That was only half of the plan. >> The other half involved Stefan and an apron. >> Well, here's hoping that's a situation you never have to be in again. >> ~~Although with Kol and Finn having turned--~~ >> And Nobu sounds... >> Great. Yes. >> ~~I'm broke already.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anoriginal 2014-11-24 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	》Should I be concerned about your fantasies involving my husband? 》 ;) 》I can hope all i want, but only time will tell what happens 》I just hate not knowing. 》Yay!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

clawings
2014-11-24 03:26 pm UTC (link)

>> He had a lengthy conversation about his boner to me via text message once.
>> You should be more worried about him.

>> The last thing we need is our entire family to become what we are, dream-wise.
>> And I sure do hope our parents never start experiencing it, either.
>> Things would certainly get a bit more troublesome.
>> But, yes, lunch. It can either be just us or us and the little one.
>> Unless you want to surrender your motherhood for an hour and make Stefan play tea party.

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	anoriginal 2014-11-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh god. >> You could have kept that little nugget to yourself. >> thanks..... >> I've never heard mom or dad mention dreams to me, so I'm thinking we're safe. >> I do NOT want them to become what they are in the dreams. >> Ever. >> And it can be just us. Natalia wouldn't appreciate Nobu. >> And Stefan playing tea party is the cutest thing ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-24 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> You married him. >> Us it is, then. >> I'll come by and pick you up. >> Been awhile since I've spent time with my favorite sister anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anoriginal 2014-11-24 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	>> I know. It's lovely. >> Perfect! >> I'm so excited about this. >> You maaaay be my favorite brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sure after this lunch and the bill, I will surely be your favorite brother without a doubt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anoriginal 2014-11-24 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	>> Small price to pay for that distinction. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Return Text] pluckybartender 2014-11-23 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> That we do. >> When and where? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Return Text] clawings 2014-11-24 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> Well, lucky me, it's Thanksgiving break for students and professors. >> So I'm rather free. >> Your schedule's the variable, here. >> But I know a place with good drinks and good food. >> I'm sure we can distract ourselves by eating should anything become awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Return Text] pluckybartender 2014-11-24 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'd say so. >> Are you now? >> It is, but considering this week is all about the holidays. I'm free Wednesday and on. Turkey comes before treatment apparently. >> Cue the awkward, Nik. >> Where is this place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Return Text] clawings 2014-11-26 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's out by Anaheim. >> Not too far from Disney, actually. >> But the prices are fair and all. >> Wednesday's good, then. Noon? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Return Texts] finninabox 2014-11-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
	>> I wouldn't be opposed to that idea. >> Less of a chance for them to accidentally find out about Kol and myself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Return Texts] clawings 2014-11-26 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> But that would almost certainly make dinner much more entertaining. >> Seeing them freak out accordingly. >> However, the sentiment's agreed. >> Let's avoid that tragic disaster, shall we? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	justadventurous 2014-11-28 04:38 am UTC (link)
	» I think that mom would be upset. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	clawings 2014-11-28 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	>> Only for a little bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justadventurous 2014-11-30 05:30 am UTC (link)
	» If you think so. » Personally I have no problem as long as I don't have to cook. (Reply to this) (Parent)