Kurotsuchi Mayuri likes test subjects (black_soil) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2014-01-11 16:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | byakuya kuchiki, ichigo kurosaki, mayuri kurotsuchi, orihime inoue, rangiku matsumoto, renji abarai, rukia kuchiki, toshiro hitsugaya, yachiru kusajishi, yumichika ayasegawa |
E-mail sent out to Shinigami and Shinigami-wannabes (but not Gin because he's traitor pants)
Hey, this is Akon, a lead researcher over at the SRDI. I'm not supposed to be talking for myself so I'm just answering for Dr. Kurotsuchi, who's managing to yell at me even without a mouth.
He's green and gooey right now, but he's alive. Somehow. I have him in a big white industrial-sized pickle bucket. Minus the pickles. Here's the message:
"An intruder infiltrated the SRDI late last night in search of information. The lab has been compromised and a large portion of it is destroyed. The monstrosity that perpetrated the attack was radiating an unknown type of energy. If she obtained even one-eighteenth of the notes I have made from information in my dreams and from current experiments, then she could be considered dangerous.
I would like to kill her on contact but if anyone comes across her and gets such an opportunity, please take tissue samples. This has become a personal matter. Do not obliterate the subject entirely, because some of you are destructive imbeciles.
While I put up with Akon's disgusting chainsmoking habit - YES I CAN STILL SMELL IT EVEN IF ITS ONLY VAGUELY - I am available to answer any questions you may have about that data breach."
...guess that means I'm going to need another pack of cigarettes.