Montgomery Scott is a miracle worker (warp_speed) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-04-24 18:17:00 |
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To: Pavel Chekov <russianinwention@gmail.com>
From: Montgomery Scott <madmonty@gmail.com>
Subject: Things that don't go boom.
Young Mr. Chekov,
Since you'd mentioned graduating and helped with so much of the number-crunching involved, would you like to borrow the mini-particle collider I'd thrown together? You might be able to use it for extra added impression with an instructor or two before they set you free. After all, every wee bit of flaunting how smart you are never hurts, when it comes to grades.
Might as well put it to some good use! I believe I'm done with it for the time being and the numbers scaled to a fine match, so I won't be needing it for a while. Simply make sure the coolant's working before you go switching it on, and to leave it under the plexiglass box. And if your mum asks while we're loading it in her car, tell her it's for making...I don't know, tell her it's to make candy floss. That works.
I'll get it ready to go, because I'm sure you probably want some time to tinker with it. That and some odd woman who runs over medians kept asking me strange questions while she was here, so it's better to not have it around. I don't trust her, she abuses things which are mechanical. I don't trust someone with such blatant disregard for their motorized vehicles. Bloody hazard and menace to society, I think! Besides, it's so tiny, it probably wouldn't blow up the garage. I don't think. Maybe we should number crunch that, sometime!
And, after you're finished, we can dismantle it. It's not like I can't build another one, now that I know how to scale it down accordingly for micro-readings, which can be scaled up with math and enough equations.
I'm also not responsible for any ka-boom. It's incredibly safe and reinforced, just very heavy to move about due to the linings. I'll write down the instructions, too.
So have a blast. Figuratively, not literally!
M. Scott