[Texts to Various]
[Warnings for language between two Scotsmen, so... bad grammar and aces!]
[Text to Verity] » Hiya... » everything » alright? I never » heard back from » you yesterday.
[Text to Alice] » Would you, » Jefferson and » Grace like to » come to for a » proper tea some » time soon? I » thought Grace » might like that.
[Text to Robb] » Jock and an » Englishman were » flying from Edinburgh » when the air hostess » approached. 'May I » get you something » to drink?' she asked. » 'Aye, a whisky,' Jock » replied. She poured » the drink then asked » the Englishman if » he'd like the same. » 'Never!' he said » sternly, 'I'd rather be » raped and ravished » by whores all the » way to America than » drink whisky!' Jock » hurriedly passed his » drink back to her, » saying, 'Och! I » dinnae ken there » was a choice!'
[Text to Percy Weasley] » I'm sorry about » Saturday. Suppose » I should meet » this bloke of » yours?