Jamie Lannister (celticpride) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2013-06-06 12:38:00 |
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Entry tags: | alice ayres, oliver wood, percy weasley, robb stark, verity |
[Texts to Various]
[Warnings for language between two Scotsmen, so... bad grammar and aces!]
[Text to Verity]
» Hiya...
» everything
» alright? I never
» heard back from
» you yesterday.
[Text to Alice]
» Would you,
» Jefferson and
» Grace like to
» come to for a
» proper tea some
» time soon? I
» thought Grace
» might like that.
[Text to Robb]
» Jock and an
» Englishman were
» flying from Edinburgh
» when the air hostess
» approached. 'May I
» get you something
» to drink?' she asked.
» 'Aye, a whisky,' Jock
» replied. She poured
» the drink then asked
» the Englishman if
» he'd like the same.
» 'Never!' he said
» sternly, 'I'd rather be
» raped and ravished
» by whores all the
» way to America than
» drink whisky!' Jock
» hurriedly passed his
» drink back to her,
» saying, 'Och! I
» dinnae ken there
» was a choice!'
[Text to Percy Weasley]
» I'm sorry about
» Saturday. Suppose
» I should meet
» this bloke of
» yours?