And the merc with a mouth's heart of gold shone through. Kinda. That's how he'd explain to anyone who asked just why he handed over his own gun, which was still mostly not-out, and pulled out another from that oh-so-magical endless bag of his.
Mary Poppins, eat your heart out.
"Wanna go shoot at actual people?" it was an innocent enough question by Deadpool standards. "There's this place where I know people could benefit from a shot to the butt."