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Tweak says, "lol fail"

Dolos (probablylying) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-09-05 14:44:00

Current mood:	amused
Entry tags:	dolos, oizys

Who: Dolos and Oizys
Where: Her place
When: Now
What: Dealing with babies
Warnings: ~~Probably not. She's pretty set on not sleeping with him.~~ Slightly not safe for work with the option of moving to Completely not safe for work.

It took him less than a two minutes to pay all three lady boys and poof out of the seedy motel room and into the hallway of Oizys' place. He had several big enough homes for all four of them but she still insisted of having her own living space. Stubborn definitely ran in their family.

"Oh Honey! I'm home! Is that dinner I smell?" He walked into the living room, saw his family and smiled. "Awww. You made poopy diapers, just for me?"

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	probablylying 2011-09-05 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	He really did love it when she got feisty. "How about we just give them six or seven bottles of cough syrup, put them to bed and then we can BOTH go do something, together?" What? It wasn't like they were gonna die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	And it wasn't like she was going to think there was anything wrong with that solution... or that they didn't have a nanny hiding somewhere, trying to avoid Oizys. "... Like what?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	He shrugged. "I don't know. We could always go to New Orleans, wander around the trailer homes or something. That always puts you in a good mood?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

misery_inc
2011-09-05 10:14 pm UTC (link)

"... No. It's not about me being in a good mood. It's about you being miserable. So you have to watch the kids. And I'm going to be the one going out doing the fun stuff for a change. If anyone's leaving, it's just me."

Her arms crossed as she made up her mind, and her foot stamped lightly as she glared at him, her logic...not the sort of thing to argue, if you were most people.

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	probablylying 2011-09-05 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Considering that him watching the kids would just be giving them six or seven bottles of cough syrup and putting them to bed? He wasn't quite sure how that was going to make him miserable, but ok. If anything he'd just be bored. "But, you know you love being here when I'm miserable. So you wouldn't be able to stay away anyway." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Fine. FINE. Then you be miserable, and I'll watch.... And then I'll go out." And with a Hmph she moved over to the sofa and flopped onto it, glaring at him... and getting annoyed that the kids seemed to be just dandy for the moment. They were all conspiring against her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2011-09-05 10:26 pm UTC (link)

Dolos smirked, then moved to her side to give her a kiss on the cheek.

"Stick around and I'll make you dinner!"

Moving around the sofa, he bent to pick up one of the little ones, whether it was the girl or the boy, he really didn't know.

"Hey there! Awww, are you not feeling good?" He asked looking right at the child, and as if on cue, he/she sneezed right in his face.

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misery_inc
2011-09-05 10:31 pm UTC (link)

She let him kiss her cheek, absently rubbing it off out of rote, nose crinkled as she watched him with the baby, and almost laughing as the baby sneezed, then remembering herself.

"I don't want dinner. Not from you. Just fix all this. And... do the dad thing. Or whatever. Be miserable."

Her legs curled up under her as she slumped languidly, head resting on the arm of the sofa. Secretly, she just liked having him here, but she wasn't going to admit it. Not when he was going to be so irritating.

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probablylying
2011-09-05 10:36 pm UTC (link)

Picking up a cloth from the table, he wiped his face and looked at his child.

"You did that just to please, Mommy, didn't you?" The childish laughter was confirmation and he smirked looking back at his wife.

"And I'm going to be horribly miserable. Crazy miserable. So miserable, I can barely stand it." As he spoke he left the room to enter the kitchen, his words echoing into the living room as he put the baby into a high chair before coming back for the other one.

He could do the dad thing when he wanted and if that's what Weezy needed then he could totally do it.

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	misery_inc 2011-09-05 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	She liked when he was here, and they were familyish, at least in their way. And the babies did tend to enjoy it, not that they were nearly as bad as she whined about when with her. She waited until he'd taken both kids, and just stayed quiet for a moment, before her head lifted with a deepened frown. "What are you doing in my kitchen?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	He'd settled both of them into the high chairs then given them both a cup of cheerios to keep them busy while he came about out to start picking up the living room. "Feeding the monsters that little O cereal mortals like. It'll keep them busy for awhile." And from the sound of things in there, also make the kitchen a Cheerio disaster area. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	"And now you're cleaning? By hand?" She was confused, and it was obvious in her tone, as well as the frown that didn't seem to be going anywhere as her arms recrossed over her chest. "You're doing this to piss me off." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	"What? Me? No. Why would I do that? I'm just doing the dad thing, like you wanted." He made sure to keep his smirk pointed towards the other wall as he talked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	There was a sort of growl in her throat as she tried to come up with some sort of articulate response to that, and instead she just reached for the nearest toy and winged it at his head with an irritated shriek. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	The toy hit the back of his head with a thud, "Ow!" His hand reached up to rub the spot as he looked back at her. "Now, darling. You said you didn't want to have sex tonight." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't! You're such a..... Gah!" Her face scrunched at him, and she just glared for a long moment before grumbling, and curled her finger, beckoning. "c'mere." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	His eyes narrowed. He didn't trust her now to bean him in the head with another toy when he got closer, but he moved towards her anyway. Afterall, he'd be right there so if she hit him, it wasn't like he couldn't wrestle her down. Once he was right in front of her, he just looked down at her. "Yes, ma'am?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	She reached out for his hand and tugged him toward the sofa closer, so that he's really only have a few choices... pull away, fall on her, or take the seat beside her. Her legs curled under her in case he chose the third. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2011-09-05 11:22 pm UTC (link)

He certainly wasn't going to pull away, and neither was he going to crush her on the couch...at least not right now, anyway. So sitting next to her was the only other option. He fell onto the couch close to her and wrapped his arm around back behind her. There was a temptation to lean over and give her a kiss, but this was her game and he was gonna let her play it through.

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	misery_inc 2011-09-05 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	She shifted in her seat, flipping her weight just a bit so that she was curled against him instead of the arm of the sofa, her head nuzzling into the soft spot where his shoulder met his chest. With a defeated sigh her arm draped over him, hand resting near his hip, scowl remaining on her face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	His arm came around her shoulders, his hand stroking her upper arm lightly. Dolos didn't need to see her face to know that she was scowling. It was a pretty perpetual look for her. Just like the smirk on his face was his normal look. This was nice. Really nice. Omg. They were a family. When did that happen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Her hand lifted to rest instead on his chest, and her thumb brushed along the inside of the ring she wore, her scowl mostly directed at it in confusion. She forgot sometimes how well she fit against him, and how comfortable he was. And how she could have this whenever she wanted. If she wanted. "I forget sometimes we're married." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	When she moved her head, he moved his as well, first kissing her hair and then resting his cheek against her. "Do you? Is that a hint that you want me around more?" Not that he ever forgot, after all it had been his idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	She just sort of melted there against him as he kissed her head, the hand on his chest now sliding up to curl around his neck, thumb brushing at his jaw. She didn't answer right away, not knowing the right answer to the question... and tempted to just stay silent. "What would I do with you around more?" There. That was... sort of an answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	He thought about it for a quick second before his answer came out. "Be less annoyed at me? Or more, maybe? Actually, I don't know it could go both ways." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)