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Tweak says, "That's what she said."

Remus Lupin (believeincommas) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-05-05 20:50:00

Entry tags:

emily lightman, remus lupin (younger), sirius black (younger)

Who: Remus, Emily, and Sirius
what: Sirius walking in on something he shouldn't
Warnings: uh yeah. Sirius is walking in on something he shouldn't

Remus was cuddled up next to Emily on his bed. Fully dressed and above the covers. He had the little TV in the corner of his room on to some movie he wasn't really watching. He was nuzzeling her neck and just breathing in her scent, relaxed and off guard.

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hiptomyjive
2011-05-08 07:52 am UTC (link)

The first thing that Sirius had thought when he had seen a naked couple having sex in the apartment was 'Am I somehow in two places at once?', followed by 'What is other-Me doing in Moony's room?', then 'Hey, how come I can't be the one doing the fun part?' That last thought had coincided with crashing, making him extra cross that the Original Him was getting the short end of the shaft.

He stood up, brushing himself off. He was nowhere near as capable on a broom as Prongs (even if he wouldn't admit it), but he at least knew how to roll into a safe fall. He had a few little cuts from the bush, but he was fine. The broom had survived, too.

"Steve!" he said when he saw her. "Someone is having sex in the apartment. And I'm pretty sure it's not me." He was fairly sure the odds were not in favor of that scenario. He paused briefly. "Was it you?"

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	believeincommas 2011-05-08 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	Moony took an extra few seconds to get off the bed and get dressed. He rushed as much as he was able, still working on getting his shirt on as he finally exited the flat. He looked at Padfoot and deemed him 'not seriously injured' and glared at him. "What. You. Ga!" Always the most articulate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-08 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes it was me!" Emily socked Sirius in the arm hard, glaring at him. "I'm shirtless! See? Not wearing a shirt!" She gestured at her chest, motioning at how she was only wearing a bra. "I was having sex with Remus!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hiptomyjive
2011-05-08 08:00 pm UTC (link)

"Stop! Merlin! Why do you always hit me, woman?!" Sirius couldn't retaliate, obviously, but he took a step back. He'd just fallen out a two-story window, the least she could do was avoid causing further damage.

"...Really?" Padfoot was just a hint surprised by that. Moony was all shy and bookish. "Well.. Get back to it! You don't need to announce it to the whole neighborhood, you know. And they say I brag."

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	believeincommas 2011-05-08 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Moony was pissed and shaking slightly. "Ass." He wanted to hit Padfoot, but the rational, nonviolent part of him stopped him from doing it. "Don't barge into my room unannounced." He tugged on Emily's arm to direct her inside. She was shirtless in the yard and that wasn't good (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-09 12:15 am UTC (link)
	"I always hit you because you're always a twat! Are you hurt? I don't want you sitting here with a head injury while Remus does that thing he does." She folded her arms, looking down with concern. ... concern veiled with contempt, but it was still concern! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hiptomyjive
2011-05-09 12:31 am UTC (link)

"I really don't want any details about that 'thing' Remus does," Sirius said quickly. "I've only got a broken arm now--Thanks, Steve--but you should go back inside. You'll wake the neighbors." Nevermind that it was the middle of the afternoon.

He could see how angry Moony was, and it bothered him a lot. It wasn't as though he'd done this on purpose. Most of the time when Moony shut himself in his room, he was just reading. Sirius bent to pick up his broom. He was a bit sore, he realized, but he would be fine. "I'm going to go far away and practice."

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	believeincommas 2011-05-09 12:38 am UTC (link)
	It wasn't cold but it wasn't warm by any means. Moony pulled off his shirt and pulled it over Emily's head. "You're gonna get cold." He looked at Padfoot, still frowning, but looking slightly less angry. "You scared me half to death. I thought you were hurt. Stop doing stupid things." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-09 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Emily moved to hug Sirius once she had a shirt on. "Are you really hurt? If you are, you can come upstairs. We'll think of a way to say 'there's nudity and stuff going on', I don't want to walk in on you again either, manwhore." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hiptomyjive
2011-05-09 12:56 am UTC (link)

Sirius raised a brow when Moony took off his shirt. He knew how self-conscious Moony was about his scars. As far as Padfoot knew, the Marauders were the only ones who'd really seen him shirtless--Well, and Emily now, obviously. Being outside in daylight, this couldn't be comfortable for him.

He sidestepped Emily's hug, pretty much ignoring her as he pulled off his own shirt and tossed it to Moony without saying anything. There were some shallow scratches on his arms, and a nice red spot where Emily slugged him, but there weren't any bones sticking out. He'd be bruised and sore tomorrow, but he didn't look badly hurt.

"Not hurt," he told Moony. "Won't do anything else stupid today, don't worry." A tiger couldn't change its spots, and all. "You two lovebirds enjoy some time together."

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	believeincommas 2011-05-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Moony caught the shirt out of reflex and looked at it a bit like a foreign object. He quickly pulled it on. "Padfoot, thanks. " he looked a little ashamed about being mad at him. "Come on in, I'll put something on those cuts and bruises." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Emily noticed Sirius' coldness and bit her lip. "I'm just going to go," she mumbled, glad her cell phone was in her pocket. She started to walk up the street, dialing a cab company, figuring her dad would pay for it when she got there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-05-09 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Now that Moony was taken care of, he turned back to Emily, head tilted. "Steve, c'mere," he said, reaching out to grab her arm. "You should stay." "I just got a Nimbus," he said, holding up the broom and looking back at Moony. "Two-thousand. I'm going to go try this baby out. Don't worry, I'll avoid trees." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-05-09 02:01 am UTC (link)
	"Emily, please don't go." Not right after... he wouldn't say it out loud. If she left now that would be very bad. "Please, Emily." He had turned to look when Sirius showed him the broom, but didn't look too interested. He was worried about Emily now. He just messed everything up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-09 02:07 am UTC (link)
	She nodded, rubbing her hands over her arms. "Okay." She moved to wrap her arms around Remus' waist, chewing her lip thoughtfully. "If you guys want to talk or something, you can." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-05-09 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Sirius gave Emily a little pat on the shoulder. "I don't want to talk. I want you two to go back upstairs while I go out for a joyride." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-05-09 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Moony wasn't really sure what to say. He held Emily. "Don't really need to talk. All good." He didn't think they could just start back up where they left off, but he wouldn't mind going back inside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-09 03:18 am UTC (link)
	"What, you think we can just get back in the mood? Come upstairs, Siretta." She rolled her eyes at him and took Remus' hand, walking with him back upstairs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-05-10 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	"Look Steve, I know I'm a natural aphrodisiac, but you and Moony are really going to need to learn to do this on your own!" He took a quick step back to avoid the predicted punch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-05-10 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Moony rolled his eyes and tightened his grip on Emily's hand to stop her from punching Padfoot again. "Oh, ha ha. Do you want your cuts looked at, Padfoot?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-10 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Emily sighed when Remus held her hand more tightly. Stupid not being able to punch Sirius. Instead, she reached up and ruffled his hair firmly to mess it up. "Come on, I owe you for my leg." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-05-10 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! Little did Emily know that girls liked his hair when it was messy. He sighed in mock exasperation. "All right, all right. But I'm not getting in the middle of any of your weird sex games." He pointed the broom in Moony's direction. "And you're going riding with me later!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-05-10 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Moony really couldn't help himself. "I thought you said no weird sex games." He said without missing a beat and in all seriousness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-05-11 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Emily snorted, swatting Remus lightly on the bottom as they walked up the stairs. "Only if I get to watch, boys." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-05-12 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Sirius laughed loudly, clapping Remus on the back. He was proud of his friend for making such a crass joke. It was probably all the sex. "Deal," he told Steve, grinning as he followed them back inside. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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