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Sirius Black (hiptomyjive) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-03-02 17:30:00

Entry tags:

emily lightman, sirius black (younger)

Who: Sirius, Emily and a couple random hot girls
Where: Padfoot and Moony's flat
Warnings: Sex. Lots of sex. And nudity.

Remus was out doing Remus-y things. Sirius wasn't quite sure, but he seemed to remember Moony saying he wouldn't be back for a few hours. He'd brought home a couple girls--Blonde and Brunette, Mitzi and Stephie, Mindy and Suzie.. Something like that. He hadn't been paying that much attention. Clothes were strewn around on the floor, a bra draped over the kitchen table. The room smelled like marijuana.

Sirius was sprawled on the living room couch, naked except for a gray fedora. The blonde was sucking on her ear, and the brunette was occupied a bit further south. Both girls were nude, and the brunette's hair was in pigtails, one of which Sirius presently had his fingers tangled in.

There was 70's music playing, but none of them were paying that much attention to that or anything else in the background, including knocks on the door.

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	littlelightman 2011-03-02 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, the door was open. Emily turned the knob after knocking a few times. She'd found a book she thought Remus would like, and she was grinning. Was. She was soon shrieking, and with a chorus of 'ew' repeated over and over, she ran right through the living room toward the bathroom. Once inside, she locked the door and crouched down in the bathtub. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hiptomyjive
2011-03-03 04:37 am UTC (link)

Now that, Sirius noticed. He looked up, noticing a streak moving toward the bathroom. Squinting as he thought, he tried to figure out what had just happened. The shriek definitely sounded girlish, but that didn't mean it wasn't Moony. He thought he saw long hair, though, so maybe Steve?

After a moment of hesitation, he waved at Stephy-Susie-Sammi to stop and pulled his ear away from Mitzi-Mindy-Mary. "Hang on girls, just one minute.." He got up, pouting for a moment as he regretted his decision to stop the sex. Then he walked over to the bathroom door, knocking on it. "Steve?"

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	littlelightman 2011-03-03 04:49 am UTC (link)
	She was sprawled out by the time he arrived, her backpack open between her legs and her iPod in her ears. "Go away, go back to being gross, I'll wait." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hiptomyjive
2011-03-03 04:57 am UTC (link)

He had never expected her to be a prude. "Never expected you to be a prude, Steve," he said, leaning against the door. He pressed his face against the cool wood, talking through it. "Don't want to." Well, that wasn't entirely true. Of course he'd like to finish getting off, but it seemed weird to have his mate's girlfriend in the bathroom while he did. Plus he was a little worried about her, even high.

He turned and motioned the other girl to the front door, gesturing for them to leave. "Go, can't. Go." He pouted a bit as he watched them dress. "Oh, could you leave that?" he asked Mitzi as she picked up her bra. "Please?"

He turned back to face the door. "Whatcha doin'?"

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	littlelightman 2011-03-03 05:14 am UTC (link)
	"What, you wanted me to watch?" She wrinkled her nose, leaning back and listening to her music. She sighed, listening a little bit to see if Sirius was still outside. But when he spoke again, she sighed. Obviously he hadn't gone away yet. "I'm listening to music and avoiding you. Go have sex, you weirdo." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-03 05:25 am UTC (link)
	"Well....No," he said after a pause that was probably a little too long. "But I didn't think you would scream. Not the normal reaction I get." He smirked. "Can't," he answered. "They're gone." He sighed melodramatically. "Everyone I love leaves!" He placed a hand on his head and swooned. "Disappears into a vortex or locks themselves in a bathroom." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

littlelightman
2011-03-03 05:28 am UTC (link)

She rolled her eyes, even though he couldn't see her. "You're my boyfriend's best friend. Remus is already paranoid you'll steal me away, I doubt me watching you have sex is going to help."

She stood up when she heard him pout, getting up to unlock the door. She opened it, expecting him to have put boxers on once the girls had left. Instead, she saw him naked again, and screamed her surprise. The door slammed yet again. "Put that away!"

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	hiptomyjive 2011-03-03 05:36 am UTC (link)
	"That's ridiculous." He said of the idea of him stealing Emily away. "He's just being Moony. Insecure and adorable.. Girls fall for that. Well, not a lot. You did. Not that. Damnit," he said when he realized the rambling was not helping. "Wha--Oh." He took his hat off and covered his penis with it. "Sorry?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-03 05:38 am UTC (link)
	"Yes, it is ridiculous. I love him, but still, I don't want him to worry." She sighed and scrubbed her hands over her face. Safely behind the door, she didn't see him covering himself with his hat. "You, go put on boxers, at least. I'm going to go to the kitchen to make tea." She was used to that from her father, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-03 05:50 am UTC (link)
	"Right." Sirius went to put on his boxers and his shirt, leaving it unbuttoned. He tossed the bra Mindy had left behind into his room so as not to offend Steve's tender sensibilities. "And food! Let's have food. Starving." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-03 05:56 am UTC (link)
	"I'll make you a sandwich," she called back. She moved around in the kitchen, making them both PB&Js, humming a little to herself. Sirius clothed was a good thing. "You didn't have to tell them to leave." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-03 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Sirius padded into the kitchen, leaning against her back while she made sandwiches, watching over her shoulder. He shrugged. "They were boring. And they didn't like sandwiches, so they probably wouldn't have wanted to stay anyway." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-03 06:08 am UTC (link)
	"Who doesn't like sandwiches? And how the hell did you talk them into what you guys were doing, anyway?" She raised an eyebrow, cutting his horizontally before handing it over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-03 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Philistines," he answered, taking his sandwich and turning to lean against the counter next to her. "I'm quite charming, you may have noticed," he said, leaning his head against her shoulder and munching on the sandwich. "Girls can't resist me. I just say 'Hello' and they start getting naked," he said with his mouth full. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

believeincommas
2011-03-04 02:07 am UTC (link)

Moony had his hands filled with books as he tried to unlock the door. He had his key out before he realized the door was unlocked. He pushed the door open and instantly smelled a mix of pot and sex and...peanut butter? If it wasn't so close to the new moon he probably would have been able to tell who was...doing things. He put the books down and would have gone straight to his room to avoid everything, but he heard voices in the kitchen and one of those voices was Emily.

He went to the kitchen and saw Sirius in his boxers and unbuttoned shirt basically rubbing on Emily.

He just stood there for a long moment. "Hey."

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littlelightman
2011-03-04 02:18 am UTC (link)

"Right, I'm so sure," Emily yawned, rolling her eyes. She was making another sandwich for herself, amused at him leaning against her in what almost reminded her of her father's distinct lack of understanding about personal space.

Then she heard Remus from behind her and jumped three feet. "Thank god, you're here to save me." She set the knife down and bounded toward him, throwing her arms around his neck and kissing him lightly.

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	hiptomyjive 2011-03-04 02:38 am UTC (link)
	"S'true! Pretty sure you have mind powers to be able to resist," he said, poking at her hair as he gestured to her brain. He stumbled back, blinking when Emily jumped away from him. He spun around a little too fast, reeling back against the counter. "Moony, you're home! You missed the fun." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-03-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	"Save you? All the fun? Right. I think I'm going to go to my room." His voice was a little high, and he wasn't really responding to Emily's hug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-04 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Emily blinked. "Remus. I walked in on Sirius having a threesome with two skanky girls. I ran away and hid in the bathroom until he put on clothes." She leaned back a little. "Hey. ... you don't think I did anything do you?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-04 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Sirius looked confused. Why was Remus going to his room? He started walking toward them, following Moony. "What? They weren't skanky! They were two lovely young ladies. Very mature and... you know. Smart. They were in college. Probably still are, actually. Doubt they'd get kicked out for that." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

believeincommas
2011-03-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)

Moony leaned his head into the nook between Emily's neck and shoulder, smelling her. He could smell a bit of Sirius on her, peanut butter and Emily's clean scent. She didn't smell like the rest of the house.

He put his arms around her, "I'm sorry. The smell of this place is overwhelming. I can't even think straight."

He looked up at Sirius. "They don't kick girls out for things like that. Can you put some real clothes on, please."

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	littlelightman 2011-03-04 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Emily smiled when he sniffed her neck, and burrowed a little closer. "Yeah, it is kind of funky. we could open a window?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-05 01:39 am UTC (link)
	"Professional young women, they were. I think one of them is going to be a doctor." Or possibly she was an actress. He really hadn't been paying attention. "Hm? Oh." He went back to the couch and pulled on his pants. "Whatever it was, she was quite handy with her tongue," he said, laughing to himself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-03-05 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe she was in linguistics." The words came out before he realized what he or Sirius was saying and he rolled his eyes. He went to open windows and turn on fans, even though it was pretty chilly outside. Even being so far from the full moon scents like this effected him too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Emily wrinkled her nose and clapped her hands over her ears. "You guys are gross. Sirius, you know, you could shower too. For Remus." She gave him a pointed glance, trying to remind him of what they'd talked about earlier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-05 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	That sent Sirius into hysterics. He fell onto the couch laughing uncontrollably, not unlike a hyena. He was trying to say "Well, she was cunning!" but it came out choppy and incomprehensible. He tried to say something else, but ended up rolling off the couch and onto the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-03-06 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Sirius' laughing was contagious and he couldn't help but join in. Remus reached down to help him up, laughing too much to be all that helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-06 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Emily rolled her eyes and walked over Sirius to sit back down on the couch. Then she remembered what had just happened there, flailed a little and sat on the recliner. She folded her arms and looked at them, a half smile on her face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2011-03-06 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Sirius gasped for breath, still unable to really form sentences through the laughter. "Wasn't.. ha... You.. before.. fluids.. Ahaha!" Sirius burst into a renewed fit of giggles when Moony laughed, grabbing his elbows and pulling him down onto the ground with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	believeincommas 2011-03-07 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Moony fell down on top of Padfoot still laughing. "It's not even... not that...funny." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-03-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
	She rolled her eyes, pulling out a book and reading, ignoring their cuddlepile. (Reply to this) (Parent)