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Tweak says, "Bitey mad lady!"

. (leg_work) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-01-16 20:12:00

Entry tags:

gilbert grape, plotty mcplot, spairn

Who: Gilbert and Spairn
What: Pizza delivery to a naked man!
Where: Gilbert's flat.
Warnings: Not sure. Uh, language? Nudity.

Spairn was definitely not the person to send out for pizza when the only stipulation on what Gilbert wanted was 'no anchovies'. He'd come away with extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, black and green olives, bell peppers, bacon and red onions to top it all off. There was probably more, but by the time he was in the tiny foyer of the man's apartment building he had forgotten. Anchovies were gross anyway.

There was a security lock on the second door in, but some very sweet little old lady had let him in when she went out looking for her cats. So much for attempting to remember Gilbert's last name - and did he really have to call the guy Gilbert? Couldn't he say 'Gil'? Totally unprofessional, of course, but that was Spairn all over.

He took the stairs two at a time, reading the address off of his palm just to make sure he had the location down and quickly turned into the door with the large number eight stenciled on. Someone was cooking with the door open, or something, because he could smell it all the way down the hall the moment he stepped in and - hey, that was convenient, Gil's door was a short distance away. Closed. Probably for the best.

"Pizza boy!" He called out as he rapped his knuckles along the door, grinning to himself. He'd said this was like a bad porn, hadn't he? All he needed was the baseball cap with the slice of pepperoni on the front.

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lovethybrother
2008-01-17 11:39 am UTC (link)

"Coming," Gilbert called out. It took him a moment to get to the door, and hiding behind it, he pulled it open enough to let his pizza delivery boy in. He smiled, inhaled deeply, taking in the rich aroma of the pizza.

He pushed the door closed, so that he stood there in all his glory, no amount of clothing or blankets able to cover him. "Uh, hi." He smiled a little smile.

[OOC: So sorry! Stuff happened. Sleep was necessary. I never made it back online last night. I'll be on this evening!]

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leg_work
2008-01-18 01:28 am UTC (link)

The box was opened the moment Spairn was actually inside the room, and he spun on his heel a little to where he was walking backward, an eyebrow cocked in a way that told Monsieur Grape to please follow.

"Hello yourself," he greeted, laying the box and all its contents on a table before he turned to take in the sight. Mmmmhm. All Gilbert's glory, indeed. That was a pretty picture, but considering how awkward the man probably felt it was a good idea not to stare. "Bow chicka bow wow." He couldn't help himself, come on. Just once!

[OoC: That's totally okay! Real life before RP, but I'll be on all night as well, with a short break for supper.^^]

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	lovethybrother 2008-01-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, stop." Gilbert made a point of looking in the pizza box, attempting to hide the fact he was blushing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leg_work 2008-01-18 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Stop what? Stop making sweet porno music, or stop staring? He could do both, seeing as how there was a slice with his name on it. Just one. Having a quick dinner with a beautiful, naked man was going to be more than enough payment for Spairn. "Tell me, will I get to do this every night if you remain naked for the rest of your natural life?" Cue the hopeful eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lovethybrother 2008-01-18 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	"Well, I surely can't go out in public like this. It's worse than dragging my brother around." Gilbert frowned at the sudden memory and mention of Arnie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leg_work 2008-01-18 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Your brother?" He asked, scooping up another slice of pizza to hand over to Gilbert, giving him a quick smile. "Or maybe I'm talkin' too much - I normally don't make it a point ta pry." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lovethybrother 2008-01-19 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"No, no. It's fine. I brought him up. Arnie. He was mentally challenged. He, well. He's not with me anymore. He died a few years back." Gilbert debated over the pizza and finally picked up a slice. (Reply to this) (Parent)